Bitch Be Gone Candle: Pouf! Gone Like a Bad Dream!
Ay, ay, ay! You got some moun fou (crazy person) botherin' you? Some move move (trouble) makin' your life a mess? Pa gen pwoblem! (No problem!) Grab yourself a Bitch Be Gone Candle, and watch those bad vibes disparèt (disappear) like dew in the morning sun!
This ain't no ordinary candle, cher. This is pure Hoodoo power, the kind that sends those unwanted guests, sticky situations, and negative energies packin' their bags. Voulez-vous (you want) to block those nosy neighbors? Boum! Done. Got a hex or a curse hangin' over your head? Fini! (Finished!) This candle will send it right back where it came from – retounen lakay yo! (return to their home!)
And if someone's tryin' to send you some bad juju? Pfft! Reflect it back like a shiny mirror! They'll be catchin' their own bad energy, se pa mwen! (not me!)
Words of Mojo (Haitian Creole Style):
"Ou se yon bourik bonafide, epi mwen te gen ase nan pwoblèm ou te koze, kidonk mwen rele ou bluff ou. Se konsa, pake bagay ou yo epi soti nan je mwen. Mwen pral fè yon fèt, paske ... bitch, ou pral ale!"
(You are a bonafide donkey, and I have had enough of the trouble you caused, so I am calling your bluff. So pack up your things and get out of my sight. I will have a party, because… bitch, you will be gone!)
So light this candle, say your words, and la paix (peace) will return to your home. Bitch, be gone! Adyé! (Goodbye!)